newborn hippo.
DUDE.
How have I not seen one before? HOW?!
Omg.
oh lord.
What’s wrong with you guys? That’s clearly a rodent. A hairless guinea pig most likely…but a fucking hippo? I could say that’s a severed dick and they’d probably believe it.
I’m pretty sure that is a hairless guinea pig. :Ic
May I please hold the precious baby?
OMFGOMFGOMFG THAT IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS NOT HUMAN OMFG